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Butterflies, Princesses, Fairies and Ballet Shoes!!!!May 10 Such a typical blog... Why arent I original?Jo is...
May 06 A brief history of humanity...2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
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1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer. ...
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion. ...
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill. ...
1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic. ... 2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial... Here, eat this root. March 25 Hey Hey... its Saturday!Well, as the title suggests, it is in fact Saturday. For all of you who are now thinking to yourself, "Hang on a minute, why is Jo writing in her blog on a Saturday when clearly she should be out doing something fun?" I say to you: I have an assignment due on Monday. "Ah..." I hear you all say. "It all becomes so much clearer now. Jo is procrastinating!" And yes... yes I am...
So anyway, in other news, I have not actually written anything in here for a while because I have actually been really busy. Drawing pictures all day really takes it out of you... (much of my uni course does actually involve fingerpainting, collage, drawing, etc). My boss thinks that the fact I am constantly whinging about being tired when the maximum class time I have in one day is three hours is ridiculous, but really! Its exhausting!
So anyway, in one of my attempts to actually do some work, I was looking through my photos (no really... I was working, I needed photos for my assignment) and I found some photos of my brother and sisters when they dressed up to go to a party recently. For those of you who thought that they were normal... think again... or at least just check out the pics, they are pretty funny.
So unfortunately, I dont have any exciting stories to tell you, or even any unexciting stories which I can tell you in an exciting way, mostly cause I cant be bothered thinking of them, so instead I will resort to a short list of things that have happened in my life recently:
So anyway, as I was writing this, I found myself going back to my assignment and doing a wordcount, even though I know full well that I have written a maximum of two words since last time I checked. So the discussion question for today is: "Does any one else regularly check the word count of their assignment, subconsciously hoping that it will have miraculously self-written another paragraph during an idle moment?" or similarly, "Do you check the work count both just before and after leaving your assignment for a ten minute break... you know... just in case?"
Anyway, I hope you are all having a fabulous day! If you are one of those people who I havnt spoken to in like a million years, feel free to leave a comment or email me or msg me and let me know how you are going. If you are one of those people who I have spoken to recently, feel free to leave a comment or email me or msg me and let me know how you are going. If I dont know you but you are reading my blog anyway cause you are bored... firstly get a life, and then feel free to leave a comment or email me or msg me and let me know how you are going.
Catch you all later!
P.S. Dont forget to check out the pics: March 03 Problem solved... (almost...)Ok, so heres the deal, the link to the music is on this site which can only have a certain amount of downloads from it each day, so if ur the lucky first person to view the site, you will get to listen! Yay! Otherwise... sorry, but maybe sum other time.
I think its pretty mad anyway...
Have a super fun day everyone! March 02 Technical DifficultiesUnfortunately due to technical difficulties, the music function will be unavailable for a short period of time. We hope to have everything up and running soon.
Apologies from the management and tech support (Jeremy) who ruined everything... I mean, no he didn't... Coolest Update EVER!Check it out! My site plays music! How much is that the coolest ever! For those who are interested, the songs are:
No, these are not just random songs chosen for no particular reason. These happen to be two of my favourite songs right now. It is my belief that they provide appropriate, uplifting and cheery background music to my space.
Random Trivia relating to my songs:
Yay for happy music!
*Special thanks to Jeremy for making this great step in the development of this space possible* February 24 How many things can go wrong?Well, it started off as a totally brilliant plan. I was at uni, and it was time to go home, but rather than catching the train home on the northern line (my usual route) I was to hop onto a train on the North Shore line and end up at Gordon, the 'closest station to Erik's work', where he would pick me up after work (he finishes at 5), and we could enjoy each others company for around half an hour as he drove me to my cousins house where I was meant to be babysitting at 5.30. Now looking back, it appears to be a simple plan. There isnt much room for error. But unfortunately that is only when one key factor is ignored... that factor is Erik.
So what had been a simple plan of casually meeting up on the way home, became a gripping tale of mishap and intrigue. So as the title asks, how many things did go wrong? Well firstly there was Eriks phone not working, then there was Erik unable to find a park, then there was Erik at the wrong station, then there was Erik sending me off on a wild goose chase... So there were at least four key errors and funnily enough... all of them revolve around Erik. Hmm... Interesting isnt it...
IN OTHER NEWS:
I am now taking this moment to apologise to Erik... I dont really think he's that stupid... and if i did... I would be more the fool for choosing to go out with him... But it did make a good story! Hehe... and now everyone knows about how you used to write ur name... :) February 17 Thought for the day...2 Corinthians 12:9
But [the Lord] said to me,
February 02 The Adventures of JoIt was a fine and sunny morning and Jo was seated at her computer due to the fact that she was on holidays and was very very bored. As she mused over something to do to pass the time, she thought to herself, "I know, I will update my space as I havnt actually added anything new in quite a while!" This plan seemed to solve her problem, it would not only cure her boredom issues, but would add excitement to the life of the oh so spunky erik, who is, unfortunately, a compulsive blog-update-checkerer.
Yet as Jo was seated at her computer, her fingers poised over the keyboard, she was confronted with a terrible problem. Due to the unexcitement of her holidays, she had nothing to write about! She sat starng blankly at her computer screen for at least ten minutes before giving up in disgust. Being the little angel that she is, she decided to do what her mother had told her to do earlier and go hang the washing out.
She went upstairs to the laundry and put the wet clothes into a basket. It was then that she realised she was still in her pyjamas. "Oh well" she thought to herself, "Its not like anyone will see me in my back yard." She had of course forgotten about the workman who were bulldozing the garden next door, but luckily, they were all on a break or something at that time and so werent there to see her.
So Jo grabbed the basket of clothes and headed out the door, absent mindedly pulling the door shut behind her. As soon as she heard the sound of the door closing behind her, she felt a sinking feeling in her heart. She turned around to try the handle, but sure enough, it was locked. She ran along the balcony to try the other two doors, but they were also locked. She was stuck outside her house in her pyjamas.
At this point in the story Jo was reminded of a story that her boss had once told her about his dad who had managed to lock himself out of the house wearing only his underpants, and had had to go next door to borrow their phone so he could call his wife, asking her to come home and unlock the house. When she had heard the story, Jo had laughed thinking to herself, "How could anyone be so silly as to lock themselves out of the house, let alone lock themselves out in their underwear!" But she now realised that that was exactly what she had done... although pyjamas was significantly less embarrasing than underwear.
Luckily for Jo, her family keeps a spare key hidden in a secret location out the front of the house. She went around to the outside stairs at the side of the house which would lead her down to the driveway. Yet as she approached them, she found that her neighbours were in their garden with a whole group of people just standing around chatting. Jo sighed, she had no desire to go parading around in front of her neighbours in her pyjamas.
She went around the other side of the house to see if she could go down to the front that way, thus being more concealed from the prying eyes of her neighbours. While there were no stairs this way, there was a steep path which was roughly marked out among the rocks and dirt. After unlocking the gate, which had become stiff after not being used for some time, and picking her way through the numerous cobwebs she picked her way down the crude path, sliding on the loose gravel.
Jo eventually came to the front of the house and peeped around the corner to see if her neighbours were still there. They were. She darted out from behind the house ran to where the key was hidden, grabbed it, and ran back to the path. She was triumphant! She made her way back up to the backdoor, and unlocked it. She was very careful to leave it unlocked as she took the washing up to the line and finally hung it out to dry.
So that was the adventures of Jo... gee, dont u feel enlightened for having read that! At least her adventure gave her something to write about! Yay! January 23 Thought for the day...Romans 8:38-39
January 16 Aint Nothing Gonna Break My StrideOn beach mission, Nafe had this song on a cd and kept playing it, and I was like wow, I havn't heard this song in so so long, and its really mad. And then, when I got back from beach mission, I was in Erik's car and the very same song came on! And I was even more excited cause its really cool and then we had a great sing-along. And so I thought that I would share this song with anyone reading this, because its radical (lol, that word was included just for Sarah, Sian and Murray who are dying for it to make a comeback). So yea, this is the greatest song ever because its happy and when you hear it, you cant help but sing along. Seriously, I challenge anyone to listen to it and not sing, or hum, or bop ur head at the very least.
So yea, there aint nothing going to break my stride! I've got to keep on moving! (sailing to China in a little row boat of course... you cant forget that part!) :D
Last night I had the strangest dream
I sailed away to China, in a little rowboat to find ya And you said you had to get your laundry cleaned Didn't want no one to hold you, what does that mean? And you said: Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride Nobody's gonna slow me down, oh no I got to keep on moving Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride I'm running and I won't touch ground, oh no I got to keep on moving You're on the road and now you pray it lasts The road behind was rocky But now you're feeling cocky You look at me and then you see your past Is that the reason why you're running so fast? And he said: Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride Nobody's gonna slow me down, oh no I got to keep on moving Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride I'm running and I won't touch ground, oh no I got to keep on moving
Never let another guy like you work me over January 09 Beachy MissionWell, I just got back from beach mission. It was a fantastically awesome ten days of running activities in Lake Conjola caravan park and getting to know a bunch of the kids down there.
Highlights include:
Not so Highlighted moments:
These are only some of the many many things that happened. All in all, it was a fabulous time where I made fabulous friends and had fabulous fun while learning more about God and learning that when you fully depend on Him, great things happen! December 16 It was an epic battle...Well today, right here in my bedroom, there was a mighty battle. I suppose you could compare it to David and Goliath, such were the abilities of those who took part.
In the red corner, was my humble toenail. Stuck on my foot, it gets treated quite badly. It has often been stubbed on various hard objects and squished under my entire body weight whilst doing point at ballet. All-in-all, it is a fairly sorry looking extremity and wouldnt appear to hold much hope against anything.
In the blue corner, we have the stainless steel nail clippers. they are very shiny, made of metal and look quite threateningly sharp. they even have a frightening metal chain around the end to make themselves look even more threatening, (no guys really, its not for putting them on a keyring, k? It is definately the threatening aspect).
So the stakes were high, the life of my humble toenail is at stake. The clippers moved closer and closer to the toenail, who sat quivering with fear, knowing that its life will soon be at an end. The clippers clamped down in the nail, gripping with all their strength. It seemed as though all hope was lost!
*SNAP*
A mighty sound was heard as the nail snaped in half. But wait, the nail is still intact. It looks virtually unscathed! But what has happened to the clippers? The end has snapped off! The stainless steel strip has broken!
So in this battle, David was victorious! showing an immense amount of hidden strength, enough for the humble toenail to cause the mighty steel to crumble!
Check out the pic guys... its a true story. Amazing yes, but true. I really do have toenails that are stronger than steel! December 12 Thought for the day...Therefore we do not lose heart. though outwardly we are wasting away, yet inwardly we are being renewed day by day. For our light and momentary troubles are achieving for us an eternal glory that far outweighs them all. So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.
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