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i know that I'm a princess because my father is the king of heaven.

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May 10

Such a typical blog... Why arent I original?

Jo is...
~ Procrastinating (silly uni work)
~ Cold
~ Wet (I just had a shower and my hair is dripping on me)
~ Physically Exhausted (Ballet is really tiring)
~ Enjoying her new cd (Audio Adrenaline "Until My Heart Caves In", for those who are interested)
~ Dreading the upcoming weeks at uni when ALL her assignments are due
~ Wondering why she is writing this when she could be a) doing uni work, b) reading a book, or c) sleeping.
~ Loving her new phone
~ Proud of her Erin getting a job
~ Generally happy with life at the moment (with the exception of the busyness of uni)
~ Scared about her upcoming jazz exam
~ Wishing her room was clean, or that she at least had enough storage space so that her room had the possibility of being clean.
~ Amazed that she didnt make a single entry in her space during the month of April
~ Intrigued by the fact that she has an unusual tendancy to discuss her antics in the third person narrative voice... perhaps it means that shes royalty, you know how they do that?
~ Contemplating stopping writing this, more because she has lots of things to do before bed (and its quarter to 12) than because she has run out of things to say
~ Wishing she was in bed
~ Stopping Typing....
 
...now
 
 
May 06

A brief history of humanity...

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
...
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
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1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
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1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
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1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.
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2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial... Here, eat this root.
March 25

Hey Hey... its Saturday!

Well, as the title suggests, it is in fact Saturday. For all of you who are now thinking to yourself, "Hang on a minute, why is Jo writing in her blog on a Saturday when clearly she should be out doing something fun?" I say to you: I have an assignment due on Monday. "Ah..." I hear you all say. "It all becomes so much clearer now. Jo is procrastinating!" And yes... yes I am...
 
So anyway, in other news, I have not actually written anything in here for a while because I have actually been really busy. Drawing pictures all day really takes it out of you... (much of my uni course does actually involve fingerpainting, collage, drawing, etc). My boss thinks that the fact I am constantly whinging about being tired when the maximum class time I have in one day is three hours is ridiculous, but really! Its exhausting!
 
So anyway, in one of my attempts to actually do some work, I was looking through my photos (no really... I was working, I needed photos for my assignment) and I found some photos of my brother and sisters when they dressed up to go to a party recently. For those of you who thought that they were normal... think again... or at least just check out the pics, they are pretty funny.
 
So unfortunately, I dont have any exciting stories to tell you, or even any unexciting stories which I can tell you in an exciting way, mostly cause I cant be bothered thinking of them, so instead I will resort to a short list of things that have happened in my life recently:
~ Went to pancakes on the rocks with some of the boys. Highlights included the car ride (six people in a five seater car... nice and cosy!) and watching Dave effortlessly consume an entire long stack of pancakes and then start polishing off other peoples food. (The dave story was that much funnier because Erik has regularly brought up the story of how he really struggled to finish the same dessert and how big it was and all that...)
 
~Went to the boys soccer game. Division 18 vs. Premeirs and they only lost 2-1!! I thought they did pretty darn well. Natuarally, Erik was the best player in the team... well I thought so anyway! :)
 
~Three month aniversary with Erik. Celebrations consisted of an almost failed, but succeeded at the last minute visit to oporto, lots of wandering round the city (first looking for oporto, and then getting back to the train) and an extremely roundabout train ride back to my house prompted by the 'brilliant idea' of a certain Erik and a rather unfortunate game of scissors, paper, rock...
 
~Handed in my first uni assignment and got a credit :D
 
~Looking forward to my birthday coming up soon! (20 days) Finally I won't have to feel illeagal when going to have dinner in a pub... not that I have ever done that before... :S
So anyway, as I was writing this, I found myself going back to my assignment and doing a wordcount, even though I know full well that I have written a maximum of two words since last time I checked. So the discussion question for today is: "Does any one else regularly check the word count of their assignment, subconsciously hoping that it will have miraculously self-written another paragraph during an idle moment?" or similarly, "Do you check the work count both just before and after leaving your assignment for a ten minute break... you know... just in case?"
 
Anyway, I hope you are all having a fabulous day! If you are one of those people who I havnt spoken to in like a million years, feel free to leave a comment or email me or msg me and let me know how you are going. If you are one of those people who I have spoken to recently, feel free to leave a comment or email me or msg me and let me know how you are going. If I dont know you but you are reading my blog anyway cause you are bored... firstly get a life, and then feel free to leave a comment or email me or msg me and let me know how you are going. 
 
Catch you all later!
 
P.S. Dont forget to check out the pics:
March 03

Problem solved... (almost...)

Ok, so heres the deal, the link to the music is on this site which can only have a certain amount of downloads from it each day, so if ur the lucky first person to view the site, you will get to listen! Yay! Otherwise... sorry, but maybe sum other time.
 
I think its pretty mad anyway...
 
Have a super fun day everyone!
March 02

Technical Difficulties

Unfortunately due to technical difficulties, the music function will be unavailable for a short period of time. We hope to have everything up and running soon.
 
Apologies from the management and tech support (Jeremy) who ruined everything... I mean, no he didn't...

Coolest Update EVER!

Check it out! My site plays music! How much is that the coolest ever! For those who are interested, the songs are:
1. Break my Stride -Unique II
2. Walking on Sunshine -Katrina and the Waves
No, these are not just random songs chosen for no particular reason. These happen to be two of my favourite songs right now. It is my belief that they provide appropriate, uplifting and cheery background music to my space.
 
Random Trivia relating to my songs:
~The first song (Break my Stride) was mentioned in an earlier blog. For those of you who did not know the song when you read that, now you can hear it!
 
~If I were ever a professional boxer, Walking on Sunshine would be my theme song as I walked onto the ring. Similarly, if I became a character in a movie, Walking on Sunshine would be playing everytime I came into the screen, much like Darth Vadar and his 'Dum dum dum dhum d'dum dhum d'dum'. Basically its my theme song... yea.
 
~A highlight of my week was at Mazzy's party where she had a jukebox and I got to play these songs one after the other. Much fun!
 
~Jump 5 did a remix of Walking on Sunshine which we danced in the concert at Lake Conjola Beach Mission 04/05. It was pretty darn good!
Yay for happy music!
 

*Special thanks to Jeremy for making this great step in the development of this space possible*

February 24

How many things can go wrong?

Well, it started off as a totally brilliant plan. I was at uni, and it was time to go home, but rather than catching the train home on the northern line (my usual route) I was to hop onto a train on the North Shore line and end up at Gordon, the 'closest station to Erik's work', where he would pick me up after work (he finishes at 5), and we could enjoy each others company for around half an hour as he drove me to my cousins house where I was meant to be babysitting at 5.30. Now looking back, it appears to be a simple plan. There isnt much room for error. But unfortunately that is only when one key factor is ignored... that factor is Erik.
Now Erik is a very special person and so before i can continue with the story, you must understand certain facts about his dark and sordid history that will help you to understand the eventual outcome of our adventures. The first, and perhaps most relevent, fact about Erik is that during year twelve he did actually choose to do 4 units of maths. Yes thats right, 4 units, thats extension 2 mathematics. Now while I am sure this is satisfactory reasoning for many of my readers, perhaps those of you who are not so bright (you probably did 4 unit maths as well) do not quite see the significance of this revelation. The point is that 4 unit maths was designed to precisely suit the needs of those who enjoy complicating life. For those who say, "I know, how about, just for a laugh, we invent a number that doesnt really exist! And because it doesnt exist, even the simplest equation just becomes that much harder! Hooray!" Yet unfortunately, as you will soon comprehend, these so called 'mathematicians' refuse to keep there complicating mindset to their exclusive 4 unit classrooms, no, instead, they apply this concept to all areas of their lives! A scary thought i know...
 
"But that is only one reason" I here you say, "Surely that just shows that Erik is not bright enough to realise that 4 unit maths is just a conspiracy designed to delude certain individuals into thinking themselves to be more intelligent than they are and thus coercing them to complicate their lives." But I say in return that the 4 unit theory is not the only example of intentional complication that can be found in Eriks life. We now look back in time, back to a time before Erik had even started school and discovered that he was supposedly more intelligent than the average 3 year old, back in time to when little Erik was learning how to write his name. Now even at the age of three, there were dark forces at work in Eriks life, the dark forces of intentional complication! Now as many of you would, or at least should know, Eriks name begins with an E. And an E, of course, has a down stroke with three perpindicular strokes joining it. 'Oh dear', three year old Erik said to himself, "Just three horizontal strokes? Now that is far to easy!." He then proceded to draw a flawless down stroke, with admirable top and bottom strokes at perfect ninety degree angles to the initial line, and then filled up the gap between with as many perpindicular lines as he possibly could, such that the end effect resembled a stylised interpretation of a comb. Is this not clear and solid proof that Erik enjoys complicating life?!
 
So now with this background of Erik provided, we return to the original story to find out how this information applys to one particularly sunny Friday afternoon. Now the first part of the plan was executed perfectly and without any g-glitches. It is nescassary to note that this same first part of the plan was the part that was under the control of Jo, not the complicating king, his imperial majesty, Erik. So Jo had found the correct train, messaging Erik both when she got onto the train, and when she arrived at the station, as was the plan. She then proceeded to seat herself on a convinent bench under the branches of a beautiful tree to await the arrival, or at least a reply to her two messages from the gallant Erik.
 
Yet everything was going to smoothly for the likes of Erik. His phone conveniently 'chose' to not actually receive the two messages. It also 'chose' to be unavailable when Jo tried to call after she had been seated on her park bench for around 25 minutes. Erik later claimed to have tried to call Jo numerous times throughout this period of non-communication, but again, his so called 'phone' proved unreliable and it did not occur to him that he could reach out and pick up the landline phone that was on his desk instead. So Jo remained seated on her bench sipping ice cold orange juice and gazing wistfully towards the horizon while Erik sat idly at his desk creating his second ever rubber band ball.
 
It was around quarter past five when Erik decided he had had enough of sitting at his desk, and his phone decided to recieve Jo's messages. Remarkably, this time when he attempted to call Jo, his phone actually worked, and it was concluded that he would proceed to drive towards the station in his air conditioned car, while Jo trudged towards his work in the blazing sun, thus they would meet along the way, concluding their plans without further hiccups. Unfortunately, it was not meant to be, and after Jo had been obediently marching onwards in the sweltering heat for around ten minutes, she recieved yet another phone call."'Um... where are you?" asked the faltering voice, to which she replied curtly that she was walking along the pacific highway, like she was supposed to be, and where on earth was he. "Well... can you come back to the station?" he replied. Jo sighed, but being the kind, generous and obedient girl that she was, turned around and began the hike back to the station where she eventually encountered the darstardly Erik standing sheepishly by the stairs.
 
So what had happened to Erik? Well he had driven to the station and, not seeing Jo, decided to find a place to park. Unfortunately, nothing was to be found within 500 metres of the station, so he parked some distance away and limped all the way down the hill to the station as his knee was troubling him after having played soccer the night before. Yet as he arrived at the station, he looked up and saw his grave mistake. The large, cheery cityrail sign clearly blared out the word PYMBLE. After all his efforts, he had come to the wrong station. Well, it was the closest station to his work, his mistake was made when he told Jo that the closest station was Gordon. So anyway, being the innovative thinker that he is, and seeing a train pulling into the station, he jumped on and travelled to the next station (Gordon). It was at this point that he had called Jo instructing her to turn around and head back.
 
So by this time it was 5.30... so much for Jo's babysitting at that time, but its ok, she had called her mother and got her to cover for her until 6. Yet this was without factoring in the time that they would have to wait for a return train... and then find the car... and then fight the traffic. They ended up getting there around quarter past six...
So what had been a simple plan of casually meeting up on the way home, became a gripping tale of mishap and intrigue. So as the title asks, how many things did go wrong? Well firstly there was Eriks phone not working, then there was Erik unable to find a park, then there was Erik at the wrong station, then there was Erik sending me off on a wild goose chase... So there were at least four key errors and funnily enough... all of them revolve around Erik. Hmm... Interesting isnt it...
 
IN OTHER NEWS:
~I went into uni today and found out more of what I will be doing and it sounds super fun. The best part is where one of the lecturers told us we were forbidden to bring lined paper and a biro into class as you cant be creative with them, yay for drawing and doing fun stuff at uni!
 
~Dancing has resumed for the year and is lots of fun. Im actually paying for my lack of exercise during the holidays though as pretty much every muscle in my body is constantly aching.
 
~I am currently babysitting my cousins Jamieson and Cameron, who as well as being adorably cute are currently in bed leaving me with nothing to do except write this (hence the excessive length)
 
~Its my little baby sisters birthday tomorrow. I cant believe she is going to be 15!!!!!!!! WOW!
 
~Erik thinks Tom should (when he has one) name his child Revelation... and Tom, before you complain about the suitability of this as a name for a child, you wanted to name your bible study Sandra...
I am now taking this moment to apologise to Erik... I dont really think he's that stupid... and if i did... I would be more the fool for choosing to go out with him... But it did make a good story! Hehe... and now everyone knows about how you used to write ur name... :)
February 23

Check[ers] Mate!

I beat Ian at checkers....  Take that!
February 17

Thought for the day...

2 Corinthians 12:9
 
But [the Lord] said to me,
"My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness."
Therefore I will boast all the more gladly about my weaknesses, so that Christ's power may rest on me.
February 02

The Adventures of Jo

It was a fine and sunny morning and Jo was seated at her computer due to the fact that she was on holidays and was very very bored. As she mused over something to do to pass the time, she thought to herself, "I know, I will update my space as I havnt actually added anything new in quite a while!" This plan seemed to solve her problem, it would not only cure her boredom issues, but would add excitement to the life of the oh so spunky erik, who is, unfortunately, a compulsive blog-update-checkerer.
 
Yet as Jo was seated at her computer, her fingers poised over the keyboard, she was confronted with a terrible problem. Due to the unexcitement of her holidays, she had nothing to write about! She sat starng blankly at her computer screen for at least ten minutes before giving up in disgust. Being the little angel that she is, she decided to do what her mother had told her to do earlier and go hang the washing out.
 
She went upstairs to the laundry and put the wet clothes into a basket. It was then that she realised she was still in her pyjamas. "Oh well" she thought to herself, "Its not like anyone will see me in my back yard." She had of course forgotten about the workman who were bulldozing the garden next door, but luckily, they were all on a break or something at that time and so werent there to see her.
 
So Jo grabbed the basket of clothes and headed out the door, absent mindedly pulling the door shut behind her. As soon as she heard the sound of the door closing behind her, she felt a sinking feeling in her heart. She turned around to try the handle, but sure enough, it was locked. She ran along the balcony to try the other two doors, but they were also locked. She was stuck outside her house in her pyjamas.
 
At this point in the story Jo was reminded of a story that her boss had once told her about his dad who had managed to lock himself out of the house wearing only his underpants, and had had to go next door to borrow their phone so he could call his wife, asking her to come home and unlock the house. When she had heard the story, Jo had laughed thinking to herself, "How could anyone be so silly as to lock themselves out of the house, let alone lock themselves out in their underwear!" But she now realised that that was exactly what she had done... although pyjamas was significantly less embarrasing than underwear.
 
Luckily for Jo, her family keeps a spare key hidden in a secret location out the front of the house. She went around to the outside stairs at the side of the house which would lead her down to the driveway. Yet as she approached them, she found that her neighbours were in their garden with a whole group of people just standing around chatting. Jo sighed, she had no desire to go parading around in front of her neighbours in her pyjamas.
 
She went around the other side of the house to see if she could go down to the front that way, thus being more concealed from the prying eyes of her neighbours. While there were no stairs this way, there was a steep path which was roughly marked out among the rocks and dirt. After unlocking the gate, which had become stiff after not being used for some time, and picking her way through the numerous cobwebs she picked her way down the crude path, sliding on the loose gravel.
 
Jo eventually came to the front of the house and peeped around the corner to see if her neighbours were still there. They were. She darted out from behind the house ran to where the key was hidden, grabbed it, and ran back to the path. She was triumphant! She made her way back up to the backdoor, and unlocked it. She was very careful to leave it unlocked as she took the washing up to the line and finally hung it out to dry.
 
So that was the adventures of Jo... gee, dont u feel enlightened for having read that! At least her adventure gave her something to write about! Yay!
January 23

Thought for the day...

Romans 8:38-39
For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present or the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in the creation of the world will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus.
January 16

Aint Nothing Gonna Break My Stride

On beach mission, Nafe had this song on a cd and kept playing it, and I was like wow, I havn't heard this song in so so long, and its really mad. And then, when I got back from beach mission, I was in Erik's car and the very same song came on! And I was even more excited cause its really cool and then we had a great sing-along. And so I thought that I would share this song with anyone reading this, because its radical (lol, that word was included just for Sarah, Sian and Murray who are dying for it to make a comeback). So yea, this is the greatest song ever because its happy and when you hear it, you cant help but sing along. Seriously, I challenge anyone to listen to it and not sing, or hum, or bop ur head at the very least.
 
So yea, there aint nothing going to break my stride! I've got to keep on moving! (sailing to China in a little row boat of course... you cant forget that part!) :D
 
Last night I had the strangest dream
I sailed away to China, in a little rowboat to find ya
And you said you had to get your laundry cleaned

Didn't want no one to hold you, what does that mean?
And you said:

Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
Nobody's gonna slow me down, oh no
I got to keep on moving
Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
I'm running and I won't touch ground, oh no
I got to keep on moving


You're on the road and now you pray it lasts
The road behind was rocky
But now you're feeling cocky
You look at me and then you see your past
Is that the reason why you're running so fast?
And he said:

Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
Nobody's gonna slow me down, oh no
I got to keep on moving
Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
I'm running and I won't touch ground, oh no
I got to keep on moving

 

Never let another guy like you work me over
Never let another guy like you drag me under
If I meet another guy like you, I will tell him
Never want another guy like you, have to say - oh!

January 09

Beachy Mission

Well, I just got back from beach mission. It was a fantastically awesome ten days of running activities in Lake Conjola caravan park and getting to know a bunch of the kids down there.
 
Highlights include:
~Kelly becoming a Christian!!!! After coming along to Keenites (activities for kids in yr 3-5 at school) for only 2 days, she made the decision during one of our morning bible studies.
 
~Amiee becoming a Christian. Another Keenites girl who also came to the morning study on a different day, unfortunately I didnt know Amiee as well or have as much to do with her, but its still awesome!
~Singing with Keenites and Koalas (preschool-yr 2). Active and Alive.... gotta love it...
 
~Sam and I being dramatic at the bbq breakfast... "Not the bike!"
 
~Half a Dozen... our concert item... three guys and three girls dancing to Spinning Around by Jump 5... enough said... you just have to see the video.
 
~Murder Mystery night, always a blast.
 
~Cory and I and the clapping thing... (yes, me and Nafe had it first, but Cory had more fun)
 
~Seeing the lake again! It is so beautiful!
 
~Swimming in the lake. Haha, Erik: "Guys look! There's like no current out here!" (as he is being rapidly dragged further away by the very strong and very exsistant current)
 
~Playing with the tennis ball in the lake. You can ask Murray, I was almost good at catching by the end! Unbelieveable but true...
 
~Sitting at the beach in 45 degree weather... at least we had the only good tree to sit under!
 
~Awesome bible studies... rock on Romans chapter 5!
 
~The cooks! How good was the food?!
 
~Watermelon! So much Watermelon! Yum!
 
~Kids Disco... always lots of fun. The great thing about it is that you can dance like an absolute retard and the kids still think its the greatest thing they have ever seen!
Not so Highlighted moments:
~Getting sick!!! (at least I got to sleep all the next day and didn't have to do anything...)
 
~45 degrees... way too hot! Good thing it was our day off...
 
~Not getting to see Narnia, why would it be sold out?!
 
~Not getting to swim in the lake as much as i would've liked
 
~People in my tent waking up really really early! Like 5.30 early....
 
~Ending... I miss everyone already! Especially my little girls Sam and Kelly! Although it is nice to be in a house... Maybe, if my house was at Lake Conjola, everything would be perfect!
These are only some of the many many things that happened. All in all, it was a fabulous time where I made fabulous friends and had fabulous fun while learning more about God and learning that when you fully depend on Him, great things happen!
December 16

It was an epic battle...

Well today, right here in my bedroom, there was a mighty battle. I suppose you could compare it to David and Goliath, such were the abilities of those who took part.
 
In the red corner, was my humble toenail. Stuck on my foot, it gets treated quite badly. It has often been stubbed on various hard objects and squished under my entire body weight whilst doing point at ballet. All-in-all, it is a fairly sorry looking extremity and wouldnt appear to hold much hope against anything.
 
In the blue corner, we have the stainless steel nail clippers. they are very shiny, made of metal and look quite threateningly sharp. they even have a frightening metal chain around the end to make themselves look even more threatening, (no guys really, its not for putting them on a keyring, k? It is definately the threatening aspect).
 
So the stakes were high, the life of my humble toenail is at stake. The clippers moved closer and closer to the toenail, who sat quivering with fear, knowing that its life will soon be at an end. The clippers clamped down in the nail, gripping with all their strength. It seemed as though all hope was lost!
 
*SNAP*
 
A mighty sound was heard as the nail snaped in half. But wait, the nail is still intact. It looks virtually unscathed! But what has happened to the clippers? The end has snapped off! The stainless steel strip has broken!
 
So in this battle, David was victorious! showing an immense amount of hidden strength, enough for the humble toenail to cause the mighty steel to crumble!
 
Check out the pic guys... its a true story. Amazing yes, but true. I really do have toenails that are stronger than steel!
December 12

Thought for the day...

Therefore we do not lose heart. though outwardly we are wasting away, yet inwardly we are being renewed day by day. For our light and momentary troubles are achieving for us an eternal glory that far outweighs them all. So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.
2 Corinthians 4:16-18
 
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